Old Moparz
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Bob
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A few guys were all on a deer hunting trip. No one wanted to room with Bill, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept in Bill's cabin and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Bill snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Bill shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it & they said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bill into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bill sat up and watched me all night."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/03/2011 10:25PM by Old Moparz.
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