shakeitangel posted:
A hammer...hahahaha.
I have have alerted Ms. Velvet of your request to get her butt in here.

praise the lord.
*waits* come on Ms. Velvet... quit dreaming about me and get in here.
bluenihil posted:
That's a good point, though: if anyone needs Christmas ideas for Miss Fanny, you could buy her a freaking blender.
i don't want a blender. i want this t-shirt. i'm sure it'll make me popular around the community.
bluenihil posted:I bought her a vacuum cleaner; chicks dig vacuuming.
should have bought me a chainsaw. chicks love those too.
littlereddr posted:I prefer blending! mmmmmm extra rummy daiquiris! (and I've used a hammer too lol)
hey sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do. all i have to say is the electric wine bottle opener has been a godsend the past few weeks. gone are the days of accidentally breaking corks and having to use a fucking knife... lol
fatal_cure posted:i'm in my pj's!
i never change unless i'm going somewhere.
do i know you? i didn't get you drunk and take advantage of you that one time did i?