The_Prowler posted:Well, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a bad friend who needs to be punished. I didn't even know you were moving into a new apartment
That's because you never write, text, IM, or call anymore.

I thought you lurved me!
How can you do this to me after everything we've shared?!? Think of the children!
It's ok. I still love you.... and I WILL punish you to both of our satisfactions.