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07/05/12 7:15 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	I sure as fuck am! I've been hungry all damn day. What scent should I make my body butter? lavender, coconut, or both?
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07/05/12 6:50 PM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Lavender. What should I buy with $100 for my laptop?
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07/06/12 2:21 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	I massage with release why can't i sleep?
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07/06/12 1:42 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	I dunno. I rarely sleep these days due to stress and staring at a computer screen (it actually does prevent one from falling asleep, as proven by science). Maybe one of these applies to you as well. They say you learn something new every day. What's something you have learned lately?
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07/06/12 5:11 AM
sugerballs5 member Joined: 03/31/09 Location: pismo beach CA Posts: 689	having appendicitis hurts..... why does smllyjlly's jelly smell?
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07/06/12 7:20 AM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,363	Because it's peppermint scented with sexy love. Why is everything so expensive?
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07/06/12 8:23 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	because people are stupid enough to think money is more than paper. is it already friday?
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07/06/12 7:26 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	I know, pretty soon you won't be able to buy since everything is so over inflated these days. I wish I had a simple answer, except the peeps who control it suck hard. Why does peppermint have to be awful tasting?
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07/06/12 8:32 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	Because they can't all taste like spearmint. Why do I get crazy when I'm horny?
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07/06/12 7:53 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Hormones. Why have I stayed up all night?
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07/06/12 8:57 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	Boredom Why haven't I gotten those restraints yet?
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07/06/12 7:58 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Don't wanna buy them just yet. Why do I wanna subject myself to the rigors of an Honors class?
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07/06/12 9:00 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	you have something to prove why am i already wanting to go home and I'm not even at the office yet?
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07/06/12 8:01 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Because you must not like your coworkers. Why are some people fucking twats?
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07/06/12 9:08 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	well i am a twat. I only have to work one day and i'm bitching already. don't quite know why though. what is going on tomorrow?
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07/06/12 8:09 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	No idea. Wanna drink? Did you know giving me alcohol would be a crime?
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07/06/12 9:11 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	Fuck you youngster! I mean no I didn't. Would you rat me out if I did?
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07/06/12 8:12 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Pshh, are you kidding me? Fuck to the N-O. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
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07/06/12 9:14 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	Beer. Currently Lost Coast brewery's Tangerine wheat beer is my fav. Can you hold you liquor?
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07/06/12 8:27 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Yep. I've had nights where I've downed 10+ shots of vodka. Do you like coffee? Real coffee from the hills of Colombia!!!
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07/06/12 9:29 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	sure fucking do! and fake coffee. i don't discriminate. are your boobs lopsided?
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07/06/12 8:31 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	No..... What's your opinion on radio nowadays?
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07/06/12 9:11 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,599	I don't listen to radio unless it's satellite. Modern DJs piss me off and I really don't dig on any of the music they play. How many fucks, on average, do you give on a daily basis?
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07/06/12 9:24 AM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Very few. About 1.5 would be the average. Do you like Hostess Cupcakes?
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07/06/12 10:47 AM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	Yes but I don't eat that sort of shit anymore. Besides I'm a great baker. Do you have a bakery that opens at 5am and sells pizza? All I know is I'd be dead if there wasn't one here lol
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07/06/12 12:12 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,270	No but there is a cool Weed-Smokery near my spot. And sometimes after going to the weed-smokery, I then visit the Palace of Inappropriate Rubbing (where I get an inappropriate rub ) What are your thoughts on receiving or giving inappropriate rubs?
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07/06/12 1:18 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	I'm all for it as long as it's from the right person. Would you pay for a message with release?
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07/06/12 12:21 PM
Rogue1 member Joined: 08/08/09 Posts: 11,632	Hahahahaha Dude, stop molesting that burrito! Inappropriate rubs. shakes head *In response to armchair. ______________________ A massage yes, the rest I don't believe so. What do you find yourself rubbing most often? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/06/2012 12:25PM by Rogue1.
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07/06/12 12:44 PM
Vendetta11 member Misanthrope Joined: 10/14/08 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 8,006	I am a dude.... so I am sure you can guess.... Like this video? [www.youtube.com]
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07/06/12 1:47 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	i LOVE bill hicks but i'm an office so i'm not gonna finish it. if you could raise the dead would you bring bill hicks back?
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