What would you do if...

What would you do if...

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06/24/10 5:11 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	French kiss it and hope for the best... WWUDI your parent´s house and a big vacant lot?
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06/25/10 7:03 AM
heatherette333 member It's Barbie, bitch Joined: 03/10/09 Location: ROC city Posts: 7,370	i'm not sure i understand the question.. what would i do if my parents house had a big vacant lot, maybe? if so, i'd insist that they install a pool so i can come over and use it. wwyd if you saw your parents hitting a bong or doing a keg stand?
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06/25/10 8:48 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	heatherette333 posted: wwyd if you saw your parents hitting a bong or doing a keg stand? i'd be reassured that the end of the world was very near. what would you do if you had brushed your teeth so hard that you spattered blood all over the mirror while a few of them fell out and went down the drain in the sink?
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06/28/10 9:57 PM
Gambit1 member Joined: 09/06/09 Posts: 3,085	Hope I was dreaming and wake up. Wwyd if you tripped over a cat and fell down a flight of stairs?
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06/28/10 9:58 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Call 911. What would you do if every channel went off the air EXCEPT Fox News?
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06/28/10 10:05 PM
Gambit1 member Joined: 09/06/09 Posts: 3,085	Throw my TV out the window. Wwyd if you were forced to enter a tequila drinking contest?
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06/29/10 6:23 AM
heatherette333 member It's Barbie, bitch Joined: 03/10/09 Location: ROC city Posts: 7,370	down as many drinks as possible before i boot everywhere wwydi the only thing you could drink for the rest of your life was whiskey?
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06/29/10 8:04 AM
gonzo84 member Joined: 12/07/08 Posts: 1,059	Prepare myself with Facial Cream, cause I'll probably get a nasty Whiskey Face after awhile WWYDI you got a call from Maury Povich's producers requesting your presence at a taping from an ex girl/boyfriend?
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06/30/10 7:58 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	i would tell them that i will be there and show up unbathed, barefoot, dressed in second hand clothing, carrying a bottle of thunderbird, and ramble on about how my ex emptied my savings account, got me fired, burned my car, and is the reason i am on zoloft. what would you do if there were no more politicians that told the truth? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/30/2010 08:04AM by DrSmithsRobot.
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06/30/10 8:12 AM
gonzo84 member Joined: 12/07/08 Posts: 1,059	^Love that answer Well, I don't think they do tell the truth anyway, so pretty much do what I do now WWYDI you found out your sister was actually your mother and your mother is actually your grandmother? Hey, it happened to Jack Nicholson...
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06/30/10 12:37 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	gonzo84 posted: WWYDI you found out your sister was actually your mother and your mother is actually your grandmother? Hey, it happened to Jack Nicholson... i'd tell my kids that their mom is also their grandma, and that their grandma is pretty good in bed for an old woman. what would you do if you went out to get the mail and saw the postal carrier trying to hump the neighbor's garden gnome?
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06/30/10 1:01 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	^^Photograph it and send it to all my friends, and post it somewhere in these forums. WWYD if those garden gnomes came to life at night, crept up to you window and watched you while you slept?
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06/30/10 1:08 PM
Calvinios member MGOH Joined: 05/13/09 Location: away Posts: 701	Make em dance to some polka music, or else they get laid into with a hammer. a rusty one. WWYDI you actually had an epic moment that would be a reason for it to be soundtracked by this in slow-motion?
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07/03/10 1:34 PM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Tape it and post it on Youtube. WWYDI they closed nin.com?
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07/05/10 7:05 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	I would be like "this sucks" and venture back to ETS. wwyd if a goat walked into your room (or wherever you are) RIGHT NOW.
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07/06/10 12:57 AM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	I'd go outside, grab a handful of grass, come back in & put it on my wife's head so the goat wakes her up when he starts nibbling on it. The look on a sleepy person's face waking up to a goat would make me laugh until I cried.
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07/06/10 12:02 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	What would you do if you started sweating blood out of your face?
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07/06/10 5:15 AM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Vomit immediately because I get sick when I see blood. WWYDI you caught your children watching porn?
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07/06/10 3:44 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,372	Be really surprised because I don't have any children that I know of. WWYDI you lost your genitals in an unfourtunate smelting accident?
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07/06/10 3:52 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	browse ebay for new ones, ebay has everything you need. what would you do if you came home and found someone selling all your stuff on the front lawn with a sign that said "yard sale" out front?
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07/06/10 4:55 PM
charlotte98 member Joined: 05/18/08 Posts: 3,885	I'd be like WTF, who are you and why are you selling my stuff? I might call the cops. what would you do if you really wanted cookies, but you didn't have any money or supplies to make your own cookies. (you live very close to the store.)
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07/06/10 8:00 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	charlotte98 posted: what would you do if you really wanted cookies, but you didn't have any money or supplies to make your own cookies. (you live very close to the store.) Find one of those Keebler elves in the hollow tree out in the yard & hold him hostage for a cookie ransom. What would you do if you woke up to someone standing over you in the bed with a kazoo playing "Head Like a Hole" but it was out of key?
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07/06/10 7:50 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	to be honest, i think i would started singing with them what would you do if you had to repeat high school?
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07/06/10 10:51 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	ningamer posted: what would you do if you had to repeat high school? Have a shitload of fun knowing what I know now. What would you do if you were on line to buy a scratch off lottery ticket, but then let someone go in front of you & they bought the scratch off lottery ticket that won for $19,000,000.00?
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07/07/10 11:42 AM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,515	I'd start a thread about it on nin.com WWYDI you came home only to find cookie monster and elmo having gay puppet sex in your bed?
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07/07/10 12:05 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	~Kimmeh~ posted: WWYDI you came home only to find cookie monster and elmo having gay puppet sex in your bed? make sure they were using condoms, after all, they are role models for a lot of children and they should be setting good examples. what would you do if you entered the boston marathon, ran the race in record time, won, but you were disqualified because they found out you were using sneakers that were assembled in a factory where the workers use steroids?
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07/07/10 1:07 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Jump off a bridge at high speed. What would you do it I took a dump on the hood of your car?
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07/07/10 12:13 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	order you to take it to the car wash. what would you do if the car wash was your only source of hygiene?
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07/07/10 1:14 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	I'd jump off a bridge with excitement What would you do if I was taking your car to the car wash after having shit on the hood, and then got diarrhea all over the seats?
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07/07/10 12:15 PM
heatherette333 member It's Barbie, bitch Joined: 03/10/09 Location: ROC city Posts: 7,370	~~use it if that was my only option~~ too slow to answer Suge's question: i would have to be sedated because i probably would've freaked out wwydi your crack was hanging out all day and you didn't realize it Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/07/2010 12:17PM by heatherette333.
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