What would you do if...

What would you do if...

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08/20/09 12:17 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	jump off a bridge What would you do if I ate your peanut butter
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08/20/09 11:28 AM
sharona65 member sinister. Joined: 03/13/08 Location: somewhere else Posts: 10,309	cry. and then jump off a bridge. what would you do if my cat peed on your pillow?
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08/20/09 11:30 AM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	punch your cat then jump off a bridge What would do if you opened the Arc of the Covenant?
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08/20/09 12:55 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	Not post it on youtube or tell anyone. What would you do if you got your hand stuck in the bus door & the driver started to pull away?
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08/20/09 12:15 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,515	Drive off a bridge. What would you do if I asked you to wear my undies?
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08/20/09 2:21 PM
piranhalikethat member Insert witty comment here Joined: 04/13/09 Location: Robin Hood cuntry Posts: 219	Piss myself then jump off a bridge. What would you do if I was pregnant with your child?
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08/20/09 3:14 PM
paversize member Joined: 12/06/08 Location: Texas Posts: 132	Keep it and have you support me financially for the rest of my life. What if our child was retarded? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2009 03:15PM by paversize.
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08/20/09 3:18 PM
Imaginary_Kevin member Creepin' since '07 Joined: 12/16/07 Posts: 1,924	Name him Kanye. What if I showed up at your door, said "got your nose!" and flew back to my state, with your nose securely in a locked briefcase, which you could only get back upon paying a hefty ransom?
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08/20/09 5:06 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	First off, you don't have my address so you'd probably have the wrong nose, but for the sake of the thread, hypothetically, if you did get it, I'd just use the spare one since that's the fucking reason I spent the money on it. What would you do if you couldn't figure out how to make Suge leave your home after allowing her to come inside for a party?
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08/20/09 4:25 PM
freakish777 member Joined: 03/21/08 Posts: 1,002	What if: Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2009 04:25PM by freakish777.
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08/20/09 5:50 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	I'd use the roll to wipe with then put it back. What would you do if you were in a public place and had to puke, but there was nothing around to puke into?
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08/20/09 7:53 PM
DJgif member you and whose army? Joined: 04/19/09 Location: Canada Posts: 9,443	puke on patrick_nicolas what would you do if you from the future called you, warning you not to jump off a bridge? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2009 07:54PM by DJgif.
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08/20/09 7:59 PM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	I would not jump off of a bridge What would you do if Stephenie Meyer actually loses this plagiarism lawsuit against her?
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08/20/09 8:24 PM
Tristessa member Pralines and Dick Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Cananada Posts: 2,543	Step back from the edge of the bridge. What would you do if you went on a 10-day-long resort vacation, but after only 5 days you were evacuated from your resort because of an incoming hurricane and forced to fly back home early and when you got to your house you walked in on your old/ elderly parents, who are only supposed to be there to water the plants and feed your fish, totally doing it sloppy on your kitchen counter? Imaginary_Kevin posted: Name him Kanye That was fucking good lolz.
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08/20/09 9:00 PM
freakish777 member Joined: 03/21/08 Posts: 1,002	What if:
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08/20/09 9:09 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,579	Some of us would be dead What would you do if MTV1 started playing music videos again?
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08/20/09 9:24 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Smack you upside the head then jump off a cliff!! What would you do if you got into a NIN club show?!?
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08/20/09 9:27 PM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	I would jump onstage and say thank you to all the guys for busting their asses off to entertain us. What would you do if you were offered backstage passes?
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08/20/09 10:50 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,579	Take them and use them What would you do if you fell off an overpass, slid face-first on the road (scraping most of the skin off your face), and got run over by several cars (breaking almost every bone in your body)?
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08/20/09 11:14 PM
DJgif member you and whose army? Joined: 04/19/09 Location: Canada Posts: 9,443	I would wait there hoping to die what would you do if I tried to kill you?
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08/21/09 6:45 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	I'd quickly snap my chemo port into your chest and let the stuff run into you, thereby giving me a head start to run away, because you'll be so freakin' tired afterward, you won't feel like killing anyone at that point. What would you do if you got asked to volunteer baked goods at a nursing home?
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08/21/09 8:05 AM
paversize member Joined: 12/06/08 Location: Texas Posts: 132	Leave the country. What would you do if you were attacked by a pack of wild dogs? [www.cnn.com]
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08/21/09 8:06 AM
Tristessa member Pralines and Dick Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Cananada Posts: 2,543	Make pot brownies and let the good times roll! What would you do if Joan Rivers walked up to you and slapped you in the face?
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08/21/09 8:20 AM
paversize member Joined: 12/06/08 Location: Texas Posts: 132	Dude I'd beat that ass, fuck Joan Rivers. What would you do if Michael Jackson was chillin' with your pre-teen son?
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08/21/09 8:42 AM
Tristessa member Pralines and Dick Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Cananada Posts: 2,543	Freak out and scream "g-g-g-ghost!!!!" Then I'd take pictures and sell them to TMZ. What would you do if you found out you were adopted?
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08/21/09 10:02 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Jump off a bridge. What would you do if I shit in your cereal?
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08/21/09 11:46 AM
Aurora D member Joined: 09/03/08 Location: xvcdfrg Posts: 2,942	Jump off a ship. What would you do if you found two naked people in your closet?
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08/21/09 11:51 AM
Tristessa member Pralines and Dick Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Cananada Posts: 2,543	Tell Suge to stop turning tricks in my closet. What would you do if Trent Reznor released a country-polka album?
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08/21/09 12:39 PM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,231	I love to polka so I'd dance, dance, dance and then jump off a bridge
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08/21/09 7:25 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,579	What would you do if you were on a boat and a bridge collapsed right on top of you?
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