torturedpoet posted: Robin: What's that on the back of my neck???? | |
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Joan Cootes posted: Oh, god, that reminds of one night last summer at work. We get these water beetles that crawl all over the lot, and I'd gone out to wipe down the gas pumps, and for, like, a half hour after that I kept feeling this tickle on the back of my neck. I kept reaching back to figure out what the fuck was going on and couldn't find anything. Finally I went over to look in the mirror and one of those fucking water bugs (which look like this, by the way 
had evidently fallen off one of the pump hoses and had crawled into my collar. Thank god nobody was in the store 'cause I'm sure the show I put on flailing around trying to get that fucking thing off me and out of my hair was quite entertaining. Anyway, enough off-topic. Carry on. |
ningamer posted: Moral to the story: If you hang around with Marilyn Manson you'll get fucked in the head. | |
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^^^ Poor Robin!! MEAN Trent!!!!
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What's that smell? | |
Page 5, I think not. | |
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[quote Joan Cootes][quote jayetheartist]
JMJ: Ooh your shoes are the same as mine!![/quote] or! JMJ: ...trent, i've never seen you wear those shoes. TR: what about it? JMJ: they went missing last month! you bitch! you took them! TR: you bought another pair? JMJ: because they were my favourite! you could have bought your own you know! at least get better at pretending they arent mine and dont wear them when im going to see you. TR: i have sensitive feet, i needed a pair that were already worn in... its a serious thing y'know? |
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Whoa, you mean that this little box records everything I do? So like, if I flapped my face around in a giant industrial fan, other people get to see that? Is that what you're telling me? Yes, Trent, that's exactly what this is for. We're filming a music video... Remember? 
So, uhh... That thing I was doing earlier with the bald chick and this shell... You weren't pointing that thing at me then... Were you? Actually, we were. I didn't even know it was possible to do something like that! You're going to have to tell me where you learned that! 
FUCK YOU! Wait, my mom didn't see that, did she? Actually, yeah... She came in to see how things were going before we got the final cut done, and I forgot to take that video out of the player... Why, is that bad? 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA - thanks for the laugh Bob
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patrick_nicholas posted: <crunch> Fuck, my knee just clicked. Please don't ask me to get up yet, photographer dude. I might be stuck down here for a while. | |
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^^^ That's a good one!!!
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Mmmmm. Unprocessed fishsticks. | |
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Mmmmmmmmm, you got a real purty mouth, boy... |
Shouldn't have drank so much sodee pop.... GOD I AM GOING TO PEE RIGHT HERE | |
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Hey girls, you wanna play with my chest hair? | |
ALAN: Hey, Atticus! Do you, by any chance, know where Trent is? ATTICUS: I haven't seen him at all today. He must be with Rob and/or Mariqueen. ALAN: I'm off to Burger King, wanna come? ATTICUS: Sure. ALAN: Holy shit! I just found Trent's car keys! Let's steal his car. ATTICUS: Good idea. | |
ROBIN: Beautiful, just beautiful. ALLY: You really have the potential, but your singing still needs a lot of work. ROB: I'm gonna have to disagree with Robin on this one. The pitch on the second verse is not parallel to that of the first and you were way off key the whole time. Sorry. JOSH: Your singing voice is as melodic as a constipated dying elephant. | |
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Yes I think so too....
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Here, do something with this or masturbate to it... |
The_Prowler posted: *looking at photo* God you guys need to stop taking pics of me when I'm drunk after a show... | |
How the hell long do you guys want me to hold this pose... my face is cold. | |