A joke I received via my phone 2day..give my Peace a giggle.
'Twas the night before Xmas, when all through the house.
Not a creature was stirrin,
Not even a mouse.
Mom at the whore house,
Dad smokin grass,
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard a big clatter,
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew right then it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew at that moment the fucker had fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The fat fucker blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
To hell with you, Im gettin some pussy 2nite!'
lolx.