Oh Kimmy!!!!!! I went to Best Buy after the movie (Zombieland) just to admire the magnificence that is known as the Nikon D5000 yet again.

Oh Kimmy I need your help. Ok at the cost of sounding like a little homo (even more than I already do) I need your help in convincing my mom to chip in like $450 for that camera!!!! I will throw the world's biggest bitchfit ever if I don't get that thing!!!!

Hahaha has if she hasn't done enough of that already!!!!!!! Oh.....good idea even though she knows I've never taken an art class in my 4 years of high school.

Unless she doesn't want grandkids...

Here's what you do, you listen to ol' Suge cuz, she's a pro at getting whatever the fuck she wants.

Pick a time when you know your mom is asleep. Like, in a DEEP sleep. When you know for sure she's asleep, stand over her, for hours, for as long as it takes till she awakens with a start. It'll happen, people hate being stared at and they know when they're being stared at, even if they are asleep. When she wakes up, give her a maniacal look that just screams mental institute. She'll probably ask you what's wrong, or what you are doing. Then start crying. Just cry like the little bitch that you are. Weeping, sobbing, snot running down your nose, the whole thing! Sit on the edge of her bed and cry into your hands, she'll try to comfort you and she'll be asking what's wrong, probably freaking out at this point. Slowly look up into her eyes and say, "My god, he has come to destroy me!!!" And start crying again. She'll ask who and you must keep crying. After a few minutes, look back up at her and say "THE ANGEL OF DEATH!!!" And weep even louder. She'll give you a puzzling look and then you can explain, while still crying. "Mom, he came to me, I thought it was a dream but it wasn't. He was in my room. He sat upon my bed, in almost the same manner as I sit upon yours. He touched me on the shoulder and said, 'Small boy, you are a waste to existence, you have nothing going for you. You will die before your eighteenth birthday if you cannot come up with a purpose.' So, I sat in my bed for a few minutes, thinking and shaking. The angel disappeared and that's when it hit me. I came running in here mom, to tell you. I must have a purpose! I MUST!!!! I cannot die! I've never even been kissed! I WANT TO LIVE, DAMMIT!!!" Your mom will look at you with wide eyes and you will then say, "In order to continue my life on this planet, I'll need $450 for a camera. I'm going to be a photographer. So I can have a purpose. So I can continue living. Do this for me mom, so your son can live!"

And then she'll have no choice but to help you out...

I'm the voice of god, of course they fear me

It's never too late to scare the shit out of parents

An email with very seductive nudes. And there you have it, you've scared both parents. No adult wants to see their kids naked. No matter what age. Lolz

Suge posted:

It's never too late to scare the shit out of parents

Tell em you're pregnant with your cousin's baby ..

That outta do it.

Or Suge's idea .. but if you do .. I'd like a PM of said seductive nudez.

peacenin posted:

Suge posted:

It's never too late to scare the shit out of parents

Tell em you're pregnant with your cousin's baby ..

That outta do it.

Or Suge's idea .. but if you do .. I'd like a PM of said seductive nudez.

You gotta be naughty, you gotta deserve them!

How about an epidemic of awesome?!

That's not nearly as naughty as what I have in mind...

i have scissors and a sharpie.. would that be suitable to your naughty desires?

Throw in some Jell-o and hot rocks and you'd be close.

peacenin posted:

^^If you asking me .. all I need is you!!

Although .. true story .. I have seen a live secks show in Amsterdam where this chick writes on you without hands .. if you know what I'm sayin' .. and various sundry secksi trix ..

Please tell me the pen isn't sticking out of her ass cuz thats just all kinds of wrong.

^^LOLZ!!


edit: too slow.. but double lolz for both the previous comments!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2009 04:12PM by sharona65.