Fortune Teller Suge

Fortune Teller Suge

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11/06/09 10:39 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	heatherette333 posted: what is this bump on the back of my neck? It's full of juice, squeeze it
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11/06/09 10:39 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	Tristessa posted: Suge posted: Tristessa posted: FTS...are these crabs or flea bites on my crotch? Neither. Those are herpes FTS...can I borrow your herpes cream.....again? sigh yes, but this is the last time. Next time, get your own! I barely have enough for my outbreaks
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11/06/09 9:45 AM
heatherette333 member this is necessary Joined: 03/10/09 Location: down by the river Posts: 1,700	Suge posted: heatherette333 posted: what is this bump on the back of my neck? It's full of juice, squeeze it mmmm what kind of juice?
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11/06/09 10:52 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	fruit punch!
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11/06/09 10:05 AM
turmoil76 member No secrets, no devotion Joined: 11/27/07 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 1,439	Suge...when will I get back to making regular appearances on here?
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11/06/09 11:11 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	Now. And if you leave, I'm cutting out your tongue
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11/06/09 10:13 AM
NYCgrrl member no Joined: 07/07/09 Location: take a guess Posts: 171	Will my baby toe ever grow back? No one else seems to be able to answer this. Thanks!
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11/06/09 10:15 AM
turmoil76 member No secrets, no devotion Joined: 11/27/07 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 1,439	That is correct. Thanks!
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11/06/09 11:16 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	NYCgrrl posted: Will my baby toe ever grow back? No one else seems to be able to answer this. Thanks! Once it's gone, it's gone man. Baby toes never grow back, it's not like it's a toenail or something
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11/06/09 10:28 AM
NYCgrrl member no Joined: 07/07/09 Location: take a guess Posts: 171	You are so wise!
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11/08/09 2:15 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	Yes. Yes I am...
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11/08/09 3:26 PM
heatherette333 member this is necessary Joined: 03/10/09 Location: down by the river Posts: 1,700	when will people realize what dicks they are?
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11/09/09 9:58 AM
B13 Instant human, add tea Joined: 03/06/08 Location: Junction 9 of the M25 Posts: 2,349	Suge posted: Eventually, but nothing happens over night. I wuvs yoo!!
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11/09/09 11:57 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	heatherette333 posted: when will people realize what dicks they are? when they look in the mirror and actually see what they are.
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11/09/09 11:41 AM
peacenin member Peace is With You Joined: 11/19/08 Location: The Great BLow Posts: 4,503	FTS .. what will be the name of NIN's next album?? and .. what will be the hottest gift for Christmas??
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11/09/09 1:00 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	peacenin posted: FTS .. what will be the name of NIN's next album?? and .. what will be the hottest gift for Christmas?? The name of the next NIN album will be stupid. Trust me. The hottest gift for xmas is this...
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11/10/09 12:32 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	Fortune's for a dollar lol
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11/10/09 11:45 AM
Xanthe member fuckbunny Joined: 09/03/08 Location: the city of angels Posts: 5,354	this is a prettier dollar than that paper crap! anyway, FTS should I get my hair cut like below and will it be badass? or do you see explosions and tears in the future? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2009 11:46AM by Xanthe.
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11/10/09 12:48 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	If it looks like a good idea, then it's not lolz. I think you'll end up hating it. I think you should shave your head. Then wear an afro wig. And get jiggy. Don't forget the jiggy.
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11/10/09 11:51 AM
heatherette333 member this is necessary Joined: 03/10/09 Location: down by the river Posts: 1,700	why is dental work so expensive?
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11/10/09 11:54 AM
peacenin member Peace is With You Joined: 11/19/08 Location: The Great BLow Posts: 4,503	What am I getting for X-Mas??
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11/10/09 1:06 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	heatherette333 posted: why is dental work so expensive? They want you to think that your teeth are important enough to need all this work by making it expensive when no one gives a shit about your mouth. You could get by with a toohbrush and floss and you'd be good
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11/10/09 1:10 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	peacenin posted: What am I getting for X-Mas?? It's gonna be epic, EPIC!!!!
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11/10/09 12:22 PM
heatherette333 member this is necessary Joined: 03/10/09 Location: down by the river Posts: 1,700	Suge posted: heatherette333 posted: why is dental work so expensive? They want you to think that your teeth are important enough to need all this work by making it expensive when no one gives a shit about your mouth. You could get by with a toohbrush and floss and you'd be good damn teef.
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11/10/09 1:28 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	Yeah I know... Fucking teef...
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11/10/09 12:52 PM
~Kimmeh~ member Surprise! Buttsecks!! Joined: 05/04/08 Posts: 3,283	FTS, should I try for another baby? I really want a girl and the urge to reproduce is pretty strong but then I'd be just another bitch with three kids.
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11/10/09 1:55 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	My sister is a bitch with four kids... She wins! Lolz I think you'd get another boy but you can try again. Still, my sister tried for a boy and got another girl....then tried for a boy again and got another girl....Ya never know...
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11/10/09 4:58 PM
tikarri member just an elaborate dream Joined: 09/04/08 Location: under your bed o.O Posts: 496	Suge posted: peacenin posted: FTS .. what will be the name of NIN's next album?? and .. what will be the hottest gift for Christmas?? The name of the next NIN album will be stupid. Trust me. The hottest gift for xmas is this... AHHHHH!!!! MINE EYES!!! FTS, what is the coolest most bad-ass super fantabulastic thing I'm gonna do before 2010??
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11/10/09 9:00 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 24,658	Masturbate
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11/10/09 8:50 PM
taylormade1966 member cause i'm a pothole...!! Joined: 04/15/08 Posts: 1,509	will i find a good new job? will i get what i want for christmas? will an old friend find it in their heart to come back to me? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2009 08:55PM by taylormade1966.
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