When I Was A Kid...

When I Was A Kid...

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10/29/09 5:43 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	...I thought a thesaurus was a kind of dinosaur I didn't see a thread like this so everyone share your childhood ideas, thoughts, idiocy, memories, whatever. Keep it limited to your childhood though, no one wants to hear your dumb ideas as an adult
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10/29/09 4:44 PM
johnny_ripper member it's awfully considerate Joined: 02/15/08 Location: desolation row Posts: 5,449	When i was a kid i would always try to unzip Sugar Puffs cause in the ads they always showed Sugar Puffs with zips on them. That furry fucker.
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10/29/09 5:48 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	When I was a kid, I used to smell car air fresheners (yeah the ones that look like xmas trees). But then, my mom used to tell me not to sniff the car air fresheners because if I did, the scent would eat my brain. Four years ago, I realized that that can't possibly be true... But man, as a kid, I was certain she was right...
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10/29/09 4:48 PM
AnnaDraconida member FAPPITY FAP Joined: 07/20/08 Location: Boner Cuntry Posts: 7,028	I never played with dolls. I hated girly toys, still do. I built huge spaceships & warmachines from Lego bricks, loved toy cars & that line of toys (forgot the name) which included several cool-looking vehicles, planes etc. you could transform into mechanical beasts with fangs & claws.
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10/29/09 4:52 PM
Aurora D member Joined: 09/03/08 Location: xvcdfrg Posts: 2,942	When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams....
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10/29/09 4:54 PM
Rogue1 member Joined: 08/08/09 Posts: 11,632	I used to climb to the top of every tree I could find, no matter how big. There I would be at the top, blowing in the breeze in my little dresses. Even the boys wouldn't go that high up. I never understood why my mother and other neighborhood mom's would panic and scream for me to get down. I had absolutely no fear of falling. It never occured to me I could.
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10/29/09 4:55 PM
mcr_torchwood member Year Zero, not the hero. Joined: 04/16/09 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 351	LOL, when I was a kid, I used to eat the washing powder.
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10/29/09 5:56 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	When I was a kid, I forced my brother to play with my barbies with me. My barbies always had traumatic lives. They were always unknowingly pregnant, and Ken used to beat the shit out of them. Then they'd run off and become famous, but end up in a coma in the hospital, because a car ran them over or they drowned in the swimming pool... I had a great imagination as a six year old
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10/29/09 4:57 PM
Aurora D member Joined: 09/03/08 Location: xvcdfrg Posts: 2,942	Suge posted: When I was a kid, I forced my brother to play with my barbies with me. My barbies always had traumatic lives. They were always unknowingly pregnant, and Ken used to beat the shit out of them. Then they'd run off and become famous, but end up in a coma in the hospital, because a car ran them over or they drowned in the swimming pool... I had a great imagination as a six year old Damn, you would have been an awesome playmate.
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10/29/09 4:58 PM
stig1966 member Gary Numan this Sunday:-) Joined: 06/14/09 Location: not where I belong Posts: 1,062	I thought that my balls were where my pee was stored until I needed to go wee wee .
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10/29/09 5:07 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	When I was a kid, I never realized my Grandmother was the same age I am now, when I was born. . . . (Oh, Gawd!)
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10/29/09 5:11 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	When I was a kid, there were amazing TV shows in Nickelodeon such as Are You Afraid of the Dark?, and Rugrats, and Double Dare, and All That, and Rocko's Modern Life. But one of the best TV shows on that channel was Legends of the Hidden Temple. I would yell at the TV when I was watching that show and the kids on the show were putting together that monkey idol. I mean how hard was it to put a fake 3 piece monkey together! I miss those days of good kids tv
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10/29/09 6:12 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Aurora D posted: Suge posted: When I was a kid, I forced my brother to play with my barbies with me. My barbies always had traumatic lives. They were always unknowingly pregnant, and Ken used to beat the shit out of them. Then they'd run off and become famous, but end up in a coma in the hospital, because a car ran them over or they drowned in the swimming pool... I had a great imagination as a six year old Damn, you would have been an awesome playmate. Oddly enough, I had almost no friends as a kid, hence the reason why I made my brother play with me. And to be fair, he wanted to play barbies with me... lolz
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10/29/09 5:14 PM
Necromance member The Specter Of Death Joined: 05/23/09 Location: The Land Of Evil Posts: 2,359	When I was a kid I use to love to look at dead bodies. I use to bring home dead birds, cats, rats, and mice. My aunt use to worry about me tremendously but it was all for nothing I grew up normal.
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10/29/09 5:17 PM
heatherette333 member It's Barbie, bitch Joined: 03/10/09 Location: ROC city Posts: 7,370	Suge posted: When I was a kid, I forced my brother to play with my barbies with me. My barbies always had traumatic lives. They were always unknowingly pregnant, and Ken used to beat the shit out of them. Then they'd run off and become famous, but end up in a coma in the hospital, because a car ran them over or they drowned in the swimming pool... I had a great imagination as a six year old my barbies too!!! they were burn victims (i used to take a sharpie to like 75% of their bodies) my barbies were always getting it on and were just bisexual when ken wasn't around
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10/29/09 6:19 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	heatherette333 posted: Suge posted: When I was a kid, I forced my brother to play with my barbies with me. My barbies always had traumatic lives. They were always unknowingly pregnant, and Ken used to beat the shit out of them. Then they'd run off and become famous, but end up in a coma in the hospital, because a car ran them over or they drowned in the swimming pool... I had a great imagination as a six year old my barbies too!!! they were burn victims (i used to take a sharpie to like 75% of their bodies) my barbies were always getting it on and were just bisexual when ken wasn't around My barbies used to miscarry a lot. At six or seven years old, I understood what a miscarriage was. Man I was weird!
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10/29/09 5:20 PM
AnnaDraconida member FAPPITY FAP Joined: 07/20/08 Location: Boner Cuntry Posts: 7,028	Same here! whenever the neighbor's granddaughter invited me over (she had Barbies) we'd kill them off in various ways or we'd make them have lesbian orgies.
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10/29/09 5:27 PM
DJgif member you and whose army? Joined: 04/19/09 Location: Canada Posts: 9,443	when I was a kid me whenever barnie came on I went up and punched the tv cause my brother told me it was stupid..
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10/29/09 5:50 PM
discipline318 member Joined: 09/03/08 Location: South Jersey Posts: 305	When I was a kid I was deathly afarid of aliens coming and abducting me. My mom told me that the aliens wouldn't do so, because the digital clock in my room radiated a certain infared beam that they couldn't go near. I have to give it to my mom for being that imaginative.
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10/29/09 5:57 PM
Aurora D member Joined: 09/03/08 Location: xvcdfrg Posts: 2,942	My barbies had tons of lesbian orgies too. Probably why I like girl on girl pr0n.
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10/29/09 7:52 PM
FusedGhost member Joined: 02/09/09 Posts: 1,196	When I was a kid my friend and I tied bottle rockets to (oddly enough) a barbie doll in a wheel chair. It didn't go very far but it did catch on fire.
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10/29/09 9:31 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	When I was a kid, my cousins and I used to throw mortars (the fireworks ball that goes in the tube, and when lit, jump into the air for a cool display) at each other. It was good indian fun lolz
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10/29/09 8:43 PM
bucktacular member Joined: 05/08/08 Location: Ireland Posts: 170	When I was a kid I believed for quite a long time that if you unscrewed your belly button your ass would fall off.
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10/29/09 8:51 PM
Acharis member The ugly one! Joined: 11/27/07 Location: Sydney Posts: 3,206	I was fascinated by really morbid things. Stories about death, pictures of dead bodies, mortuary practices/rituals (is there anybody who DIDN'T find the ancient Egyptians mumification process TOTALLY awesome???) Eventually my folks stopped worrying once they saw it was just harmless curiosity & not "serial killer in the making" stuff. (~~& yet, I couldn't cut it as a goth 10 years later...~~)
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10/29/09 9:07 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	I JUST REMEMBERED OTHER AMAZING SHOWS FROM MY CHILDHOOD! Suge, I hate you know because I wanna be 5 years old again watching these TV shows There was: Disney's Tale Spin [www.youtube.com] Disney's Darkwing Duck [www.youtube.com]\ DuckTails [www.youtube.com] The MightyDucks Gargoyles [www.youtube.com] Street Sharks [www.youtube.com] The Aladdin TV Show [www.youtube.com] Batman: The Animated Series [www.youtube.com] Pokemon [www.youtube.com] Digimon [www.youtube.com] Doug (but only when it was on Nickelodeon, Disney ruined it) [www.youtube.com] Kenan and Kel [www.youtube.com] The 90s had such amazing TV.... and yes I am having fun watching all of these theme songs... And I could go on and on talking about my love of rugrats and batman, but I'll spare you all =D Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2009 09:27PM by cadair8.
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10/29/09 9:21 PM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,226	I grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico. When I was 5 my family visited California for a reunion and, of course, we went to Disneyland which had only been in existence for four years. When I got back to Albuquerque, I started digging a tunnel so I could go to Disneyland whenever I wanted.
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10/30/09 7:22 AM
heatherette333 member It's Barbie, bitch Joined: 03/10/09 Location: ROC city Posts: 7,370	Aurora D posted: My barbies had tons of lesbian orgies too. Probably why I like girl on girl pr0n. you know what? this might explain why i like girl on girl porn too lol. or maybe because i used to steal my friends dad's nudie mags.
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10/30/09 7:27 AM
heatherette333 member It's Barbie, bitch Joined: 03/10/09 Location: ROC city Posts: 7,370	i used to play the weirdest games with my friends. here's some examples: Amish people- we used to dress up in our parents baggy old dresses and pretend we were amish and lived on a farm Swedish people- we talked with weird "Swedish" accents Titanic- we used to dress up and pretend we were drowning in my pool Siamese twins- my friend and i would fit ourselves in a baggy pair of pants w. a huge coat and walk down our busy street we used to play this game called "Magical Mystery Tour" which consisted of us listening to MMT by the Beatles and folding each other up in a folding couch and shaking the couch. i had a really active imagination....
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10/30/09 9:19 AM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,759	When I was a kid..... I thought that when you threw up, it was because all the food you've eaten was piling up from the bottom at the insides of your feet & finally reached your mouth & was systematically expelled from your body. Also wondered what color most things on TV were because at the beginning of all the TV shows back then, during the credits they bragged about the show being "IN COLOR" & all we had was a crappy black & white TV set.
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10/30/09 8:24 AM
johnny_ripper member it's awfully considerate Joined: 02/15/08 Location: desolation row Posts: 5,449	When i was a kid, Pokemon was my life, literally.
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