In a word - NO.

Dont ever get married, it aint all that bad, its a new beginning, but you definitely lose lots of things you didnt expect to lose.
Fundamentally I think men made up hindsight, we never really think thru our actions until its too late.


Anyway, heres a half hour of something to occupy yourself with, you sure can stick a tag on yourself with one or two at least. Let me pin one on you

Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair ???



Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent. Also called hebophilia.
Ailurophilia: a form of zoophilia—sexual attraction to cats
Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain
Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation)
Amputee fetishism: divided to Acrotomophilia (sexual attraction to amputation or amputees) and Apotemnophilia (sexual arousal from having a healthy body part amputated)
Anaclitism: sexual arousal from an adult wearing/using baby objects.
Andromimetophilia (aka gynemimetophilia): love of women dressed as men or have had a sex change
Anesthesia fetishism: sexual arousal to the idea of general anesthesia and the equipment related to its use
Apodysophilia: desire to undress, also see nudism
Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools
Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism
Autoabasiophilia: sexual attraction to oneself being lame or crippled
Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (also see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy)
Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder
Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape; see also raptophilia
Blood fetish (aka Haematophilia): sexual attraction involving blood (either on another person or the liquid itself); not to be confused with haemophilia (a genetic disorder of the blood)
Breast expansion fetish: sexual arousal to the gradual or sudden enlargement of breasts
Breast fetishism: sexual arousal by a certain size or shape of breasts or nipples
Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner (aka harpaxophilia)
Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age
Cock and ball torture (aka Phalloorchoalgolagnia): sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals
Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces
Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the 1999's movie Superstar with Molly Shannon
Diaper fetishism (aka Autonephioplia): sexual arousal from diapers
Doll fetish (aka Pediophilia): sexual attraction to dolls
Emetophilia (aka. vomerophilia and emetophilia): sexual attraction to vomitting
Endytophilia: preferring to have sexual activity while fully clothed
Ephebophilia (aka. hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents
Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play (or being strangled); including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings.
Erotic lactation (aka Galactophilia and lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women
Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
Exhibitionism (aka Autagonistophilia and peodeiktophilia): sexual arousal through sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person)
Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
Fecophile: sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself
Fetishism: the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person's body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include:
Balloon fetishism -- Bike fetish -- Dental braces fetishism -- Foot fetishism (podophilia) -- Fur fetishism -- Hand fetishism - Leather fetishism -- Lipstick fetishism -- Panty fetishism -- Rubber fetishism -- Shoe fetishism -- Silk/Satin fetishism -- Smoking fetishism --Sneezing fetishism -- Spandex fetishism -- Spitting fetishism -- Uniform fetish
Fat fetishism: sexual attraction to oneself or one's partner being overweight or obese (aka Lipophilia)
Food play: sexual arousal from food
Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body
Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture
Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person
Garment fetishism: sexual arousal from a type of garment (clothes, uniforms, gloves, leather, socks, etc.)
Gastergastrizophilia: sexual arousal derived from the sight of or sensations associated with someone (usually female) receiving punches in the stomach; AKA, "bellypunching."
Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly
Heterochromophilia: sexual attraction towards people of different skin colour
Homeovestism: sexual attraction towards the clothing of one's own gender
Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal
Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes
Hypephilia: sexual attraction to fabrics
Hypnofetishism: sexual arousal to being hypnotized, hypnotizing others or viewing others being hypnotized (usually directed in a popular cultural depiction of mind control, hypnosis or brainwashing)
Impregnation fetish: sexual arousal to the possibility or risk of impregnation through unprotected vaginal sex
Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family
Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors
Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things
Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas
Koumpounophilia: sexual arousal from buttons
Ludophilia: sexual attraction to games (or in more recent years Video Games).
Lust murder (aka Homicidophilia and Erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia) - the opposite of Microphilia
Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer
Medical fetishism: sexual arousal to medicine related objects or activities
Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts - the opposite of Macrophilia
Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material
Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner
Navel fetishism: sexual attraction to the human navel (referred to as belly button)
Necropedophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses of children
Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses
Nepiophilia (aka infantophilia): sexual attraction to children three years old or younger
Nyotaimori (a Japanese term): sexual arousal by eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a (usually naked) woman
Nose fetishism (aka Nasophilia): sexual attraction to the sight and touch of human noses
Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors
Omorashi (a Japanese term): sexual arousal to one's or a partner's feeling of having a full bladder
Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins
Pecattiphilia: sexual arousal from committing sins or from feeling guilt (also includes Stygiophilia - the specific thought of going to hell)
Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia)
Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art
Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals
Pregnancy fetishism: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire
Raptophilia: sexually attracted to the idea of being raped; see also biastophilia
Robot fetishism: sexual attraction to machines, especially robots or androids
Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain
Salirophila: sexual arousal by ruining (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner
Savantophilia: sexual arousal to mentally challenged individuals
Schediaphilia (aka. toonophilia): love of (or sexual arousal from) cartoon characters or situations; see the slang word Moe
Shoe fetishism (aka Retifism): sexual arousal from shoes
Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex
Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts
Statuephilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility
Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles
Stigmatophilia: sexual focus on a partner who is tattooed or scarred
Symphorophilia: sexual attraction with stage-managing a disaster, such as a traffic accident
Robot fetishism (also ASFR or technosexuality) is a fetishistic attraction to humanoid or non-humanoid robots
Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers
Telephonicophilia: sexual arousal in explicit phone conversations
Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
Tickling fetishism (aka Acarophilia): sexual pleasure from being tickled or itching
Tightlacing: sexual arousal by wearing or having a partner wear a tightly-laced corset
Toonophilia (aka. schediaphilia): sexual attraction to cartoons or anime characters
Tamakeri (a Japanese term): sexual arousal from having a male kicked in the testicles by a woman
Total enclosure fetishism: sexual arousal by having an entire body enclosed in a certain way
Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings
Transvestic fetishism (aka transvestitism): sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender
Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair
Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on
Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others
Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine
Vorarephilia (aka Gynophagia): sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature. It also includes Endosomataphillia - a sexual fetish of being within someone (a sub-genre is Partial Unbirthing - a sexual attraction to inserting an adult head into a vagina)
Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex (also includes Scoptophilia - the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities; see Peeping Tom)
Wakamezake (a Japanese term): sexual arousal by drinking alcohol from a woman's body.
Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing
Wing Fetishism: sexual attraction to wings, often angels/demons
Xenophily: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy
Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals
Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia(aka necrobestiality) is when it reaches the level of killing



.......shit my fingers are killing me.......



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/10/2009 08:18AM by edz.

ihidemybodies posted:

Just in case she gets associated with you and ends up on the mods shitlist as well!

Exactly!!

Yay Edz with the fetishes post again!!! Ohhh I remember when back then, when The Spiral was alive, we wasted around 10 pagind discussing this list.
Hmm this might be an opportunity to bring the Irish thread back on the top

PS: I checked nin.com 5 times in the past 3 days... It is more than I did in the past 9 months! Yay for holidays

I'm going to Oxygen. And Amsterdam. And Manchester. And London. A bit much?

Thinking about going to Electric Picnic, a reformed Lamb and Bat for Lashes, worth 240 yoyos by themselves? Mmmmmmmm.

yes im m belfst ehere obutime imadeaposrt

Lily posted:

Yay Edz with the fetishes post again!!! Ohhh I remember when back then, when The Spiral was alive, we wasted around 10 pagind discussing this list.
Hmm this might be an opportunity to bring the Irish thread back on the top

PS: I checked nin.com 5 times in the past 3 days... It is more than I did in the past 9 months! Yay for holidays

Me....Pecattiphilia: sexual arousal from committing sins or from feeling guilt.


I need to say no more.....!

:-P

[forum.nin.com]

Well well well, a pretty interesting post, I think anyway.

I think TR was very naive to go as public as he has done to let people in, and not expect extremes, it was only a matter of time. I said on other forums, that I think he made a big mistake by letting people in, half of what nin / tr was, was a mystery to us all, and in that we created in our own minds what thought he must be like, but yet never knowing. To quote a fellow poster here "And therein lies the problem, familiarity breeds contempt". We've now see a bit, and the public is divided, kinda, those who like what they see, those who dont and say it, and unfortunately those who are too afraid to say the latter because of this place.
Honestly its a pity, and I honestly believe he should have kept this a subscription based service, and his life completely private.

Ultimately, the rise of nin in the past couple of years must be meteoric, I recall seeing them on skynews with a WT promo, and that pissed me off a bit.

He's embraced the technology of communication and with that comes the publicity, I was very surprised to see him go as far as using twitter. He's now striking out for been taken out of context, for those back lashing, and at metal sludge (which is playing right into their hands). All these things go with the territory.

God be with the days when you bought any mag possible to find out what he was up to just for a snippet of some album he was working on that was probably 3 years away. Or that elusive interview in Alternative Press from the US.

Now you check his twitter every other hour..........



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2009 07:25AM by edz.

Pretty smashed making that first post, stereotype anyone?

go me.

o_O

bucktacular posted:

edz posted:

ihidemybodies posted:

edz posted:

http://www.realdoll.com/

That is really fucked up. $6,500 for a lump of silicone? Why not just get a shitload of hookers and rock out with your cock out?!

Look Sunshine, you'd have a peaceful life, take it from me.

....and you have the opportunity to get into the tightest of spots without any debate, and with none of the gastliness.

Are you in this documentary somewhere edz?

thats a whole 9 mins worth, I dont have that type of attention span.

with the recession the ways it biting in this country, it is a cheap option tho.

Hey all,

check this out:

subject: Hello my dear.
from: faithlove
to:
Mutilated
date: 06/11/2009 10:55PM

Hello my dear.
My name is Faith i saw your profile today and i became interested so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thussad smileyfaith_4uu@yahoo.com). please i will like you to send me your email address so that i will tell you more about my self and also my picture you to know who i am .hope you understand.thanks.And i will like you to contact me trough my email adress(faith_4uu@yahoo.com)
Am waiting to see your lovely reply soonest..
Miss Faith


gas, isn't it.

yeah i got through about 5 mins of that documnetary posted above, jaw on the floor. didn't know if i should be wetting myself with laughter or just feeling massive pity for the people (and dolls!! lol).

Unreal.


Yeah, sure hide out here. No problemo. Why though? Someone after ya?

Good old faithlove is very promiscuous, you're not the only one who got her loveletter. You can report spam pm's here: [forum.nin.com]

edz posted:

version posted:

Reckon I'm going to hide out in here, if that's OK?
I'll just sit in the corner and keep quiet.

Once we have the obligatory strip search; well sure you can.

Huh, is this some kind of new policy?
*shrugs*
Well, I've never known you to be anything other than sincere; guess I'd better undress...

(Yeah, right! )

Mutilated posted:

And I thought I was special?!?!?!??!

You are special!

Mutilated posted:

And I thought I was special?!?!?!??!

Ahahaha... aaawwww

version posted:

Well, guess I'd better undress..

just lookin forward to nakedness......