you two gonna wrastle? i'd like to watch that while squirting baby oil all over y'all.

oh and in case you didn't know i AM the bringer of the top of the page.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2010 10:36AM by smllyjlly.

DrSmithsRobot posted:

Suge posted:

OMG if you've ever seen her naked, you'd be thankful, even grateful for the attention! But I think your question still required more thought. Maybe you should simplify it?

thankful? grateful for attention? no, but i will admit it would be fun and i would consider offering a gift certificate for one or two happy meals. if you have seen one naked woman, you have seen them all. and there isn't much more i can do to simplify a simple question except to translate it if english isn't her first language.

Now thats a damn fucking lie. If that were true you'd walk into a strip club and see one woman standing there, men would never buy skin mags, watch porn, eyeball other women. If you want to get technical about it, women come in all different shapes/sizes/colors/beauty. Your statement is false, that is unless you've only seen one woman nude. Which I tend to lean towards based on your shitty fucking attitude.

I have and I'm still alive!

smllyjlly posted:

you two gonna wrastle? i'd like to watch that while squirting baby oil all over y'all.

oh and in case you didn't know i AM the bringer of the top of the page.

if she is okay with a good wrastle, i am all for it. i'll even give her a head start in the ring.

here's a top of page prize for you: top of page cupie prize

Suge posted:

...Were you even on The Spiral?

yes, and right until the very end to witness jesus christ making you a moderator when he was there for the second coming of christ party. lol

~Kimmeh~ posted:

Now thats a damn fucking lie. If that were true you'd walk into a strip club and see one woman standing there, men would never buy skin mags, watch porn, eyeball other women. If you want to get technical about it, women come in all different shapes/sizes/colors/beauty. Your statement is false, that is unless you've only seen one woman nude. Which I tend to lean towards based on your shitty fucking attitude.

i am not lying, i just love all women. it might be false for a majority, but not for me

and you've misinterpreted my posts for a shitty attitude, i'm just a sarcastic asshole.

DrSmithsRobot posted:

and you've misinterpreted my posts for a shitty attitude, i'm just a sarcastic asshole.

stick around here long enough and you're gonna be a lubed up & used up asshole.

smllyjlly posted:

nice to know you have a companion.

he fetches the porn mags from the mailbox too.

no, he has the password to the account.

I figured his balls would be bigger

What about peanut butter on the genitals? The classics never die...

Can't reach what?

How unfortunate

I have no idea. But now, I think of him is a midget with ridiculously short arms... And a lazy eye

his IS dog balls!

I feel the need to wash my car...I dunno....