fijjit posted:Seriously considering Reading in August. I'm gonna be in a wheelchair so I looked to see if they had disabled access and it turns out they have a 2 for 1 offer for ole crocks like me!
BARGAIN

My Mum has figured out that if you're in a wheelchair, people give you free stuff and you can queue jump. So while yes, she
is disabled and
will make use of her wheelchair when needed
(i.e. Muggins Here is pushing her along in it) she sees ab-so-lute-ly
no reason not to make full ...er... use of the benefits!!
Quite often, the wheelchair ends up being used as a shopping trolly and
she's the one pushing it!!