Hi all. Long time no talkie. Hopefully everyone is doing well. I am going to Great Yarmouth today; but thought I would stop by and say hi.

*Put on tea*

Hows things?

#FUCKSHEFFIELD

lolz, no its not too late! everyone else was getting in early haha

#keepazoneisexy indeed!!

Greetings all.

*mug is raised*

Happy Birthday and such to the relevant peeps. [Azonei]? Mine is closing in. Not looking forward to it. Although have tickets to see Massive Attack in Brixton which will quell the pain.

Am slightly concerned at november19's sleep sex delight however. But, whatever flicks the switch I guess! Not that it's for me to judge.














































































Hee hee hee.

Happy Burfday Azonei

my contribution to today -
Zen Teachings
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> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
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> 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
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> 3. No one is listening until you fart.
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> 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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> 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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> 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
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> 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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> 8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. (Steve)
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> 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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> 10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
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> 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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> 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
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> 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
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> 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... And most of that comes from bad judgment.
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> 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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> 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
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> 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
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> 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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> 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... Then things just keep getting worse.
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> 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

lol, I can hear her squeeeing from here (I'm so dead already might as well carry on )

wraith posted:

lol, I can hear her squeeeing from here (I'm so dead already might as well carry on )

i AM SQUEEEEEing!!!! LMFAO to the nth degree!




oh good lord...do i have a reputation? *gasp*

Belated birfday greetings azzie

It is now!!!

My Friday felt like a Monday -_- (ripped off)
Though; that does kind of make me appreciate the weekend a little more now...

Ruth posted:

Belated birfday greetings azzie

lolz, am still suffering the effects of last night..
spent the evening down at the Ruskin Arms (where Iron Maiden famously kickstarted their career) with daughter & her bf; thought it was a good idea to continue drinking when I got home..
not feeling my best today...

Friday night stuck in the house and nowt on the tele

This time 2mz night I'll have the house to myself. Whilst it's been nice to have company, I'm also looking forward to having just my own.

Busy couple of weeks coming up, my gf is on her holidays so shes coming up to Newcastle for a week, then its down to hers (London) for the second week, so i better get me overalls out cos she always has me doing something to the house while im down there.....hope were going to have some decent weather anyways!!

yeah - I know that feeling well acharis lol.

Jakob, I went to bed 30 mins before you got up - for the 4th time this week (with mon resulting in no bed at all) Damn this online lifestyle lol