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03/08/09 6:38 PM
SwitchD5 member AKA Switchback Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Chester in England Posts: 235	I was expecting animal cloning for some reason.
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03/08/09 5:42 PM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	SwitchD5 posted: I was expecting animal cloning for some reason. Ann Summers amuses me
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03/08/09 5:44 PM
paleenigma member is wabi-sabi. Joined: 05/06/08 Location: Top Gun Posts: 663	SwitchD5 posted: I was expecting animal cloning for some reason. You could probably use it on animals... Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2009 05:45PM by paleenigma.
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03/08/09 5:45 PM
Stigmurder member Joined: 09/07/08 Location: between days Posts: 2,824	version posted: Ann Summers amuses me What I love about Ann Summers is that all of the stores I've ever seen have been either next to, or directly opposite a Build-A-Bear Shop.
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03/08/09 5:49 PM
paleenigma member is wabi-sabi. Joined: 05/06/08 Location: Top Gun Posts: 663	I was in a lingerie shop once and some guy was trying on the attire in the changing room (with the curtain somewhat open). shudder
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03/08/09 5:57 PM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	I'm not really sure what to say to that paleenigma! Took you a bit by surprise?!
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03/08/09 6:08 PM
paleenigma member is wabi-sabi. Joined: 05/06/08 Location: Top Gun Posts: 663	I think it was worse for the proprietor who had: 1) Two fourteen year old boys (me and my mate) intent on asking her awkward questions and generally behaving like schoolboys. 2) Aforementioned weirdo.
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03/08/09 6:41 PM
november19 member t r e e h u g g e r Joined: 11/24/07 Location: wrong side of the pond Posts: 995	Well, well, well. The mystery of Minty has finally been solved for me. And here i thought he/she was a full sized sheep! Guess i was envisioning a blow up like the Pink Floyd pig! Whomever that girl is behind Minty, with the red patch of hair---> she is beautiful!
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03/08/09 6:47 PM
paleenigma member is wabi-sabi. Joined: 05/06/08 Location: Top Gun Posts: 663	november19 posted: Whomever that girl is behind Minty, with the red patch of hair---> she is beautiful! Funny you say that. I thought she looked quite nice and was squinting to try and get a clearer look. Is it someone from round these here parts?
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03/08/09 7:50 PM
wraith member Great Dick-Tater Joined: 11/24/07 Location: South Burlington%2C VT Posts: 1,745	If I remember Diskay had a right good chat with her but she was noone any of us knew. Diskay has a right good chat with everyone though... Usually along the lines of "DRINK CUNT STELLA WHERE'S MI TROOSERS"
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03/08/09 11:18 PM
xover member "Mrs Peel, we're needed" Joined: 06/16/08 Location: elsewhere in blighty Posts: 179	slips in through the side door whispers .... morning all. sinks into fav comfy chair at the back (cup of tea in hand of course)
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03/09/09 12:35 AM
Gladiator3003 member E.G.V.P. Joined: 04/09/08 Location: Swindon Posts: 292	Morning anyone else awake at this time. I'm heading off to bed now, so someone else can have my tea if there's a spare cuppa going.
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03/09/09 1:38 AM
xover member "Mrs Peel, we're needed" Joined: 06/16/08 Location: elsewhere in blighty Posts: 179	Gladiator3003 posted: Morning anyone else awake at this time. I'm heading off to bed now, so someone else can have my tea if there's a spare cuppa going. There's always a spare cuppa
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03/09/09 3:13 AM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	paleenigma posted: 2) Aforementioned weirdo. What?! Weirdo?! Have you never seen/felt ligerie? It is much more glamorous and sexy than that stuff they give you guys! Everyone should wear it. Even the not-so-comfy stuff.
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03/09/09 3:20 AM
Ruth member Joined: 11/25/07 Location: Spokane%2C WA Posts: 2,505	Stigmurder posted: version posted: It had stockings and everything! Men are weird. Er.... Minty and also the handcuffs actually came from the vending machine in the ladies loo, courtesy of myself and I can't remember who my partner in crime actually was. Neither can I actually remember why the purchases came about. There was a bit of a collection amongst us to make the purchases so, if anyone who was less drunk than me can shed any light on it, I'd appreciate it. EDIT @ nov $150 is a lot of money is most peoples book. I know if that's how much they were on sale for here, then I'd have to restrict the number of shows. It's a bitch tho, I know. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2009 03:22AM by Ruth.
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03/09/09 3:23 AM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	Ruth posted: There was a bit of a collection amongst us to make the purchases so, if anyone who was less drunk than me can shed any light on it, I'd appreciate it. Well, I was completely sober but I'm still not sure why we decided to buy these things! LOL - I had forgotten the handcuffs!
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03/09/09 4:29 AM
SwitchD5 member AKA Switchback Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Chester in England Posts: 235	paleenigma posted: november19 posted: Whomever that girl is behind Minty, with the red patch of hair---> she is beautiful! Funny you say that. I thought she looked quite nice and was squinting to try and get a clearer look. Is it someone from round these here parts? That queue was the none spiral queue. Diskay had taken the sheep from the pub where the rest of the team where and 'presented' the sheep to the queue. I remember the ones sitting down were Americans since they'd bought tickets from Crow. I can't remember which one of the girls kissed the sheeps rear but they had red lips stick on since there was a perfect kiss mark on the sheep afterwards. Think the other person to 'kiss' the sheep was one of the Irish guys from the Spiral queue.
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03/09/09 4:36 AM
SwitchD5 member AKA Switchback Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Chester in England Posts: 235	I can't remember who actually bought the sheep from the mens toilets. I remember it came up in conversation because some people hadn't seen sex toys in the men's toilets before. The reason we bought them was to present them to Aaron as a way of a gift. Unfortunately it didn't get past the merchandise people. Someone liberated the sheep from the merchants and the you tube footage shows diskay dancing with the sheep. I think it was early into the NIN set what Diskay launched the mini sheep onto the stage. The weight of the handcuffs carried Minty on the stage (as if premeditated) before one of the NIN people saw it. Looked bemused before kicking it into oblivion (RIP Minty). People actually knew Diskay as 'the man with the sheep'.
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03/09/09 3:39 AM
xover member "Mrs Peel, we're needed" Joined: 06/16/08 Location: elsewhere in blighty Posts: 179	I see NIN have confirmed for Sonisphere ........ ducks behind table
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03/09/09 4:29 AM
arctangent member Are You Receiving? Joined: 09/04/08 Location: Kent UK Posts: 933	Stigmurder posted: version posted: Ann Summers amuses me What I love about Ann Summers is that all of the stores I've ever seen have been either next to, or directly opposite a Build-A-Bear Shop. there's a definite business opportunity there... combine the two shops. build a bondage bear!
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03/09/09 4:32 AM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	arctangent posted: Stigmurder posted: What I love about Ann Summers is that all of the stores I've ever seen have been either next to, or directly opposite a Build-A-Bear Shop. there's a definite business opportunity there... combine the two shops. build a bondage bear! LOL - sounds like a good plan to me! I love those bondage bears. Would be great to be able to build one myself!
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03/09/09 4:53 AM
paleenigma member is wabi-sabi. Joined: 05/06/08 Location: Top Gun Posts: 663	version posted: paleenigma posted: 2) Aforementioned weirdo. What?! Weirdo?! Have you never seen/felt ligerie? It is much more glamorous and sexy than that stuff they give you guys! Everyone should wear it. Even the not-so-comfy stuff. "Seen/felt"? I've even bought it. Never have I worn it though. It's just not designed for men. Too stringy and shit. Some of the stuff has potential to sever off various parts of the male anatomy. Anyway, main reason I was saying he is a weirdo is because he clearly had some pevertion whereby he got off on publicly trying lingerie on. He was only one step away from this. On this subject, one Halloween I was persuaded by an ex to dress up as a goth woman. Suffice to say it was not a pretty sight and we didn't get any treats (just a few horrified looks). SwitchD5 posted: paleenigma posted: november19 posted: Whomever that girl is behind Minty, with the red patch of hair---> she is beautiful! Funny you say that. I thought she looked quite nice and was squinting to try and get a clearer look. Is it someone from round these here parts? That queue was the none spiral queue. Diskay had taken the sheep from the pub where the rest of the team where and 'presented' the sheep to the queue. I remember the ones sitting down were Americans since they'd bought tickets from Crow. I can't remember which one of the girls kissed the sheeps rear but they had red lips stick on since there was a perfect kiss mark on the sheep afterwards. Think the other person to 'kiss' the sheep was one of the Irish guys from the Spiral queue. Hmmm...? Is that a "don't know"?
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03/09/09 6:02 AM
SwitchD5 member AKA Switchback Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Chester in England Posts: 235	This is a "don't know" but I was about to go to work. Any distraction or delay in going to work is always welcomed.
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03/09/09 5:05 AM
B13 Instant human, add tea Joined: 03/06/08 Location: Junction 9 of the M25 Posts: 2,712	Djred posted: Crikey! I wonder if TR realises what a bunch of scruffs his UK fans are?? But a respectable bunch of scruffs, ahthankyewverymuCHA!!!! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2009 05:12AM by B13.
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03/09/09 5:05 AM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	paleenigma posted: version posted: paleenigma posted: 2) Aforementioned weirdo. What?! Weirdo?! Have you never seen/felt ligerie? It is much more glamorous and sexy than that stuff they give you guys! Everyone should wear it. Even the not-so-comfy stuff. "Seen/felt"? I've even bought it. Never have I worn it though. It's just not designed for men. Too stringy and shit. Some of the stuff has potential to sever off various parts of the male anatomy. Anyway, main reason I was saying he is a weirdo is because he clearly had some pevertion whereby he got off on publicly trying lingerie on. He was only one step away from this. On this subject, one Halloween I was persuaded by an ex to dress up as a goth woman. Suffice to say it was not a pretty sight and we didn't get any treats (just a few horrified looks). LMAO! I didn't really know how to phrase it! It certainly is not designed for men but that shouldn't necessarily stop them from wearing it!
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03/09/09 5:10 AM
arctangent member Are You Receiving? Joined: 09/04/08 Location: Kent UK Posts: 933	B13 posted: Djred posted: Crikey! I wonder if TR realises what a bunch of scruffs his UK fans are?? But a Respectable bunch of scruff, ahthankyewverymuCHA!!!! you speak for yourself!
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03/09/09 6:19 AM
SwitchD5 member AKA Switchback Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Chester in England Posts: 235	version posted: paleenigma posted: version posted: paleenigma posted: 2) Aforementioned weirdo. What?! Weirdo?! Have you never seen/felt ligerie? It is much more glamorous and sexy than that stuff they give you guys! Everyone should wear it. Even the not-so-comfy stuff. "Seen/felt"? I've even bought it. Never have I worn it though. It's just not designed for men. Too stringy and shit. Some of the stuff has potential to sever off various parts of the male anatomy. Anyway, main reason I was saying he is a weirdo is because he clearly had some pevertion whereby he got off on publicly trying lingerie on. He was only one step away from this. On this subject, one Halloween I was persuaded by an ex to dress up as a goth woman. Suffice to say it was not a pretty sight and we didn't get any treats (just a few horrified looks). LMAO! I didn't really know how to phrase it! It certainly is not designed for men but that shouldn't necessarily stop them from wearing it! In a Rocky Horror Show type of way? I can't really share your view point. Thinking of men in sexy womens lingerie for any reason other than a practical joke is.....Shudders Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2009 05:20AM by SwitchD5.
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03/09/09 5:26 AM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	SwitchD5 posted: In a Rocky Horror Show type of way? I can't really share your view point. Thinking of men in sexy womens lingerie for any reason other than a practical joke is.....Shudders I wasn't talking Rocky Horror specifically, no. Anyway, I'm assuming you and paleenigma would much rather see women in women's underwear, and I would agree 100% with that. Dammit. Now how am I supposed to concentrate? I knew this was not a topic of conversation I should have pursued!
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03/09/09 5:28 AM
version member i drink the honey Joined: 11/25/07 Posts: 1,432	arctangent posted: B13 posted: Djred posted: Crikey! I wonder if TR realises what a bunch of scruffs his UK fans are?? But a Respectable bunch of scruff, ahthankyewverymuCHA!!!! you speak for yourself! I can appear extremely respecable, when necessary! (Even with an unironed shirt!)
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03/09/09 5:35 AM
fijjit chat moderator You looking at me? Joined: 11/26/07 Location: Bristol Posts: 887	I'm gonna attempt to go back to work today...should be interesting...balance is still off, but it's better. Just have to keep off the ladders!!
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