my personal favorite Trent Tweets:
And, I'm not wearing any pants.
Some of you pointed out I use an excessive amount of exclamation points. It was hard not to use one in the last post.
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Have CNN on in the background and realize I'm humming the "Jitterbug" commercial. If you've heard it - you know there's pain involved.
and while we're all huddled around the campfire hugging, can we make a deal to NOT use or write the word JITTERBUG ever again? Please?
I love seeing the word DIDDY pop up in TwitScoop. Makes me feel like everything's going to be OK.
I'm in a grungy room that smells of crew guys playing Survivalism over and over. Not so glamorous today (but still fun).
It has come to this: @justinmj and I are 5 feet away from each other giggling at each other's tweets.
At JMJ's insistence, we've worked up a pretty cool cover of R Kelly's "Real Talk", but I don't know... tough to top a classic. Thoughts?
I keep checking my email to see IFAPPLEWILLEVERAPPROVETHEFUCKINGIPHONEAPP... but nothing. Just more Viagra offers.
...now maybe I shouldn't have taken that fourth viagra...
I've sat for the last 20 minutes watching the globe spin around at [
access.nin.com] with a stupid grin on my face.
Made a rare public outing last night. 5 different people approached me (all male) and said "nice app!" (cont.)
However, it was really loud and I thought they were all saying "nice ASS". Threw me off my game for a minute.
Sleep is for sissies.
starting to lose control of body functions, may have just pulled a Fergie and peed in my pants a little.
RT @dannylohner: wtf?- i just got twittered in the shitter by Tyrannosaurus Reznor!!??;;##
We're rehearsing some interesting selections and I just have to take a second to say how proud I am of this band. Great, talented guys.
And I got some sleep and I got struck by lightning and everything is pretty amazing.
Let's all hug.
Just finished a fitting for our new stage costumes. If Robin's wings light up the way we hope, this is going to be awesome.
So many different things coming together to make my life complete... including this:
http://bit.ly/18SPuM
BTW, thank you all for the kind words regarding my (formerly) private life. Being happy feels funny. I like!
If you're looking for a pet, consider rescuing a greyhound. I have two and they're awesome (and slightly insane!)
http://bit.ly/1aquXs
Now that I'm in love and gone all soft on you, can anyone recommend any romantic comedies? Got a weird urge.
Now we're getting somewhere! Music & Lyrics- Hugh Grant AND Drew Barrymore. So hardcore it should have a warning label! (via @thatcesareguy)
In fact, I bet @mariqueen is listening to it as I write this. It's amazing. (she is, too)
Check out my cool hotel room the crew customized for me!
http://yfrog.com/06mtjj
hahaha, nice one crew guys... hahahahaaaa haaaaaaaaa YOU'RE ALL FIRED.
Busted! You know how i know you're gay? You have a Coldplay poster in your hotel room. Couldn't help it. (via @cdgalanis)
Hey everyone - I apologize for what seems like a Twitter-bug (NOT a Jitterbug - and FUCK that's in my head now) cont.
Wait - I'm in love and getting married! I'd give you all free tickets if I could. (hugs)
Watching the sun rise on day one of the NIN/JA tour. I'm looking forward to these shows.
RT @rob_sheridan: Fun hotel pranks: Finding unwittingly open drop boxes on the hotel's network. Currently filling D Navarro's with gay porn.
First we're catching a matinée of "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" before soundcheck to get pumped up.
I am missing someone. Boo hoo.
Just watched a beautiful sunrise in New Mexico. Thinking of what songs to play tonight as the sun will be setting.
RT @VeronicaDLCruz: PLS HELP SAVE #ERICS LIFE. Needs heart transplant no centers in NV.Caught in disability redtape
http://bit.ly/3ykS2
Overnight bus ride highschool makeout session coming up. (not with band)
in the arms of the one i love Zzzzzzzzz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the incredible Tom Morello! Happy to be finally touring with you! @tmorello
@mariqueen and I are morphing into some kind of singular super-being capable of limitless potential.
Let's focus the community spiritually to aim positive energy and prayer to #Eric. He needs it right now. THANK YOU.
@demonbaby Sorry man, I love you but that's NOT a fish. Don't fuck with Arby's.
This "being madly in love" thing is weird. Feels bad being apart.
Thanks to those I got to meet this afternoon - you've begun restoring my faith in people and I needed that. Enjoy the show!
I have been sober for 8 years today (where I am). Thanks for letting me share that with you. Proud of that.
Have a great show @mariqueen - we're onstage at the same time. XO
Greyhound in sickbay!
http://twitpic.com/6wtgp
That's Josie and she's fine.She was abducted (aliens) as a pup and occasionally gets weird mutant growths in her paws.Milking the attention.
And no she's not with me and that's not my room. I have zebra print.
Returning to the land that spawned me today.
I like the human Trent, thank you for the window, I truly appreciate it and will miss reading all the things like that.
and to the trolls:
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PS If you get to read this Mr. Reznor, you and mariqueen should do a deut recording of "I Got You Babe" just to piss off those hater bitches.