"I did not become a Republican bcause I was born rich. I chose to become a republican bcause I didn't want to spend the rest of my life poor, waiting on the government to "Rescue Me"."---Mike Huckabee RNC convention

"It's not evidence, but it's gonna be"
-A lawyer during some court case that I caught a glimpse of during a field trip with my criminal justice class.

- "D'ho!"
Homer J. Simpson

- Who has a true friend can say to have two souls.
Arturo Graf

"My feelings for you shame me into silence. The truth of this and your name will never be revealed. It is you who has made me realize the failure of my life. The thought of you fills me with longing and at the same time, a burning humiliation that produces scar tissue and dead brain cells. Your existence mocks me and I am unable to confront this. You have no idea of any of this. None of this is your fault. It is completely with me. It is you who makes me see what I really am. I am weak and out of touch with myself."

More sentimental punks.
Henry Rollins

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."


"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."