REALLY stupid things that people say
 
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08/18/09 7:00 PM

Calderon08 posted:
When ever someone says "no offense but...." that is so stupid. Obviously what ever you say they are going to take offense to it because it is criticism.

Oh I hate that too! Also when someone says, "sorry but....". If you're apologizing that carelessly before you even speak, then you don't really mean it.

 

08/18/09 7:04 PM

I hate when somebody tells me to smile, it sends me into a blind homicidal rage!

 

08/18/09 8:45 PM

http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090818/no_obama_17.jpg
The Trojan Horse of Islam? Fuck. Go kill yourself, honestly.

On a lighter note, I want ho hug this man:

http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090818/no_obama_32.jpg

 

08/19/09 7:45 AM

*phone rings*


Me: Hello?

Person: Can I speak to Richard please?

Me: I think you've got the wrong number, who are you looking for? (My brother's name is Richard)

Person: Is that [furniture repair shop]?

Me: Ah... No, they've moved to Banstead and BT gave me their number. This is now a private line.

Person: But I live in [London] and the person behind the counter gave me their number!

Me: Yes, but they have moved to Banstead and this is now a private line, BT gave it to me.

Person: Who?

Me: BT. British Telecom.

Person: Can you give me their number?

Me: No, I don't have it.

Person: So you don't have their number?

Me: No, sorry.

Person: Where are they now?

Me: Banstead.

Person: Where's that?

Me: I don't know, try calling British Telecom!



*click, wrrrrrrrrrr*

 

08/21/09 3:06 AM

today on youtube...

"Reason why males? are "gay" is because of the hightened levels of female hormones and lack of Testosterone in their body."

I think I just lost my faith in humanity.

 

08/21/09 8:23 AM

"That's just your opinion". I hate that answer in a conversation.. Of course it's my fucking opinion that's why we're talking.

 

08/21/09 12:03 PM

Well, everyone's entitled to their own opinions.... Even if they happen to be wrong the finger smiley

 

08/22/09 1:50 PM

From a game show I saw a few years ago...

Host: Your question is... Which soft drink is more popular, Classic Coca Cola or Diet Coca Cola?
Contestant: Coke
Host:... We're going to need you to be more specific than that
Contestant: Coca Cola

Host rolled his eyes at the guy before telling him he was wrong with a "I can't believe you're such a fucking idiot" face

 

08/22/09 6:49 PM

paversize posted:
"That's just your opinion". I hate that answer in a conversation.. Of course it's my fucking opinion that's why we're talking.

This one is specially cute when you are talking about facts, not matters of taste. Like when you say "Karl Marx wrote The Kapital" and someone tells you: "Well, that´s your opinion".

"No asshole, he did write it, it´s not my fucking opinion".

This reminds me I was in Barnes and Noble once and asked for a work from Anatole France. I asked the clerk to look the book up in the system, spelled the name for him and even told him it was "France, as in the country".

He said, in perfect deadpan that the author "doesn´t exist".

I tell him he is a Literature Nobel prize winner and that he sure exists, not currently cause he´s dead, but he is not a figment of my imagination.

Turns out the guy typed "Anatoli Friends" in his computer...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/22/2009 06:50PM by Gabriela.

 

08/23/09 12:06 PM

I was talking to Xanthe last night, and our conversation somehow went from musicians being really in shape to really fat musicians. This of course led to the mention of Blues Traveller. I said...

"I don't think anyone on earth actually knows Blues Traveller's name. I bet even his parents forgot it. I don't even know the guy's name"

To which Xanthe replied...

"Is his name John or something like that?"

"......Uhhhh........"




P.S. She gave me permission to share this with everyone grinning smiley

 
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