Just because you're friends with my best friend doesn't mean I have to be your friend.

You're trying to make me feel bad because I deleted you as a facebook friend (first poke of you, how cute), but even if other share your opinion, you're the one who expressed it in the most unrespectful way. You acted like a troll with my brother. And your stupid macho posts make me sick.

You are SO. FUCKING. HOT.

need to say this to about 6 - 7 chicks atm.

Right, so...I like you...a bit too much. I have butterflies in my stomach because of you. But also, because we are still new to each other and we both are still a bit shy around each other, it's a bit hard to talk. Mainly because I want to impress you with my gentleman's charm and caring personality. You have to give me a few tries before I am myself and I can be boisterous and a basket case.

I'm honored that the other night, you shared a couple deep and sad memories with me. It means you must like me that much more than which I can fathom.

So, let's take this from the top of the script and start over. "Hi I'm Paul. It's nice to meet you!"

(I might actually say this to her...)

You made me feel all funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class... Yes, even with that frilly little apron on. In all honesty, I thought you looked adorable in it. Then again, I thought you were adorable anyway Expect more frequent visits from me if I end up single in the near future...