Prowler...ROFLMAO I could so picture that! Jesus. I LOVE KIDS!

One of my sisters used to be a manager of a deli and she used to bitch about how there were certain people that would demand that thier lunchmeat be slice "WAIVER THIN" only they would say it in a NY/Linda Richman accent so it was "WAFA THIN...I want it wafa thin hon" ROFL.

The only thing I ususally run into are "RE REs" that can't seem to figure out how to maneuver their carts and rude people. LOT'S of RUDE PEOPLE. Like bump into you, walk in front of you, get the F outta my way people. IDK that there's necessarily a "cart etiquette(sp?)" but I always stop at the end of the rows to make sure no one's coming before turning the corner (kinda like drivin a car ya know...look both ways before heading into traffic) So I inevitably end up having someone slam into me cause their not looking where they're going or I get behind some jackoff who's MR. SUPER MARKET SHOPPER and he's going hell bent for election but has ZERO CLUE where the thing he wants to buy it located...or you think he's going left and when he's REALLY faking a right at warp speed and SLAM...yeah..I get more bruises in grocery stores these days...and those BIG UBER market stores the CLUB STORES like Costco...they are so MASSIVE that some people literally just STOP in the middle of the aisles, RIGHT in front of you, and literally GLAZE OVER (I.e. the zombified deer in the headlights WOOOOOOOWWW! stare) People scare me in Costco actually... Yeah *nodding*



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Once, when I was little, and my sister came to visit, my mom bought me this little game that we could play. I walked up to this big fat guy I didn't know, for some reason thinking it was my mom [I didn't bother to look up] and said "Addy said she'll play with me!" Finally, I looked up.. and ran away.

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we weren't in a grocery store, it was a sonoco(gas station) it was right down the street from my friend's house so we would always stop there. Once when I was around 18 we where drunk and as the driver stopped to get gas we went inside because of course we drank alot of beer and had to pee. We where so drunk we forgot where the bathroom was, we asked the person at the counter and they pointed in the general direction of the bathroom, we opened the emergency exit, the one with the sign that says "alarm will go off if opened" or something like that. the alarm didn't go off because I guess it was disarmed I dunno but it opened up to the parking lot. We just stood there stunned and confused and finally I yelled "what the fuck? this isn't the bathroom it's the fucking parking lot!" and my friend was like "well...if this is the parking lot where's the bathroom?" We went back inside, shut the door and saw the sign and my friend was like "oh shit why didn't the alarm go off?" we didn't stick around to find out, we just decided to hold it until we got to our friends house and hauled ass out of there and laughed about it all the way back to the house.

I also had a video camera we used to take with us everywhere. we would go to grocery stored and walmart and play hide and seek and stupid stuff like that and record it...the employees didn't like that very much

I yelled into the bathroom not realizing that it was the man's and not the lady's.