alaskanime
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Why does Trent hate AK?
Joined: 05/07/08
Location: Alaska
Posts: 35
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I did - my first one, I may add. So keep your "OMGOBSESSED!!111one" comments to yerself. IMHO, this is probably the most awesome dream I have ever had.
It went a little like this: Trent Reznor directed and produced (and starred) in a movie which ultimately sucked eggs - I don't remember any other particulars about the movie, other than it sucked. I somehow find my Alaskan ass in California or somewhere for the premiere. I end up running into Trent's sister (does he even HAVE a sister?) who for whatever reason takes a liking to me. She ends up introducing me to her brother and after I berate him for making such a horrible movie, we get on the topic of one last show for the Alaska crowd. He agrees, much to my shock.
I get invited to the after-party at a place called Subterrania - if you are Alaskan, you know this place. Alaska's first goth/industrial clothing store that closed down many a year ago. So, for some reason it's back open and has a nightclub attached. All the gothlings catch wind of Trent being there and are gathered around his table. He parts the crowd for me to sit next to him. Awesome. Then he produces a salt-shaker full of cocaine and tries to get me to do some lines with him. Not so awesome. I staunchly refuse. He accuses me of being a pansy, doing the "don't knock it till you try it" thing. I tell him "Look, I've done it twice - first was really good, the second time was reaaaaally bad" (true story, BTW). I end up smoking some hashish with some other gothic type at the same table...Trent sees and is all coked out, so he's pissy that I'm not doing drugs with him and storms off.
The dream fast-forwards to a week or so in the future and Trent and I are hanging out at my house in Wasilla - it's run-down and shabby, but dammit, it's paid for. He asks "So how are you guys handling the recession?" I reply "Look around man - my cupboards are bare, the house is falling apart. In short: not so well." He then buys my house a shit ton of groceries and pays for the taxes and insurance on my house and property for 3 years, despite my urgings to the contrary. I told him "Hey, I'm not looking for charity here." But because he's just that awesome, he ignores me and does it anyway. The dream fast-forwards again and I see some kind of weird Travelocity commercial starring Trent and he's urging people to visit Alaska...saying something to the effect of "you only think you're hardcore until you've been here - shit, I almost got eaten by a fucking bear!" I don't remember any bears in the dream, though.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/11/2009 09:51PM by alaskanime.
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