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I also had posted this in the 'weird nin related experiences' thread:
1. Mid to late 90's, I must have been 16-17, listening to |\|||/| for a few years at that point. My daily mantra would consist of coming home from school, fucking around with whatever for 3 hours, then sleeping for 5 hours (to almost always |\|||/| music) before waking up to fuck around some more and sleep again later to wake up late for the goddamned bus. One evening before my customary 5 hour coma, I decided that the album of choice would be 'the downward spiral'. So I popped that fucker into the cd player, had a sip of the coffee dear old mom had made not too long ago, and put my stupid face on the pillow. Within at least 5-10 minutes, sometime during piggy or heresy, I was out. Didn't take me too long obviously because those are the 2nd and 3rd songs. After that I was smooth sailing in la-la land. Then something happened that's fucking awesome when it actually DOES happen- a lucid dream. Only in this one, I was walking through a vast landscape of cavernous mountains and plateaus with lush greenery and beautiful wildlife. I was in awe. And as I looked up into the blue sky, it hummed a familiar tune- 'a warm place'. I then had realized that I was indeed dreaming in remembering i had put the album on and went to sleep in my own bed, so none of this was real, and decided to just go with it. That was a mistake. Because I went with it, I soon forgot it was a dream, and 'eraser' naturally faded in. The landscape began to change to an orange hue slowly, and the lush greenery began to die. The opening drum beats started to boom out of the sky through the clouds and I found myself walking through a vast desert and thought I was being followed, constantly looking over my shoulder. Sure enough, there was a tiny black figure getting closer, until I was essentially running faster and it was right behind me. Before the lyrics broke in, I tripped and fell down and when I turned around, the figure had a shredded hooded black robe, pale white arms and jumped on me trying to choke me to death. I woke up terrified and sweating, almost crying like a little puss. As Trent was singing "Need you....etc.," I went to go sip some coffee and calm down, when I realized my cup was empty. My mother then walked in with another cup of coffee. When I went to drink it, it was filled with sand. I look up, and it ain't mom. It's Mr. Evil Black Robe grabbing me by the neck on my bed and strangling me as Trent is screaming "KILL ME!!!...." over and over until I woke up for real this time and still had a full cup of coffee.
Synopsis:
A_I hadn't done any drugs on any level whatsoever during my teen years.
B_Trent Reznor and my imaginative subconscious decided to fuck me in the mouth and then shit on me.
C_That bitch had to have put something in my coffee.
Imagine my pants filled with shit when Closure came out sometime later and the live Eraser video took place in a desert.
You MOTHERFUCKER.
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